Adoring fans almost give admiring glances during unveiling of Swimming Idiots Swimwear Range 1


After weeks of anticipation, the new Swimming Idiots swimmer range was unveiled in style today at Balmoral Beach.  Commenting before the launch, Stephen “Lagerfield” Basil-Jones quipped “Ze Inspiration for zis range came from ze colours of ze sky and ze zeee”.

Supermodels Rob, Bev, Dave, Judy, Stephen (and me!) paraded the new attire as the sun broke through this morning.  Commenting on the new range, Judy “The Body” Marly said “They’re nice and tight. Those sea lice wont know what hit ’em”

After testing the outfits in a Friday “round the island” splash, one of the models was heard  to say “It looked like it could have got dangerous as the excitement of the launch affected passers-by and we almost got overwhelmed with admiring glances”

Phew! That was a close one. But the crisis was averted and the new range is now officially “official”.

Nice work Lagerfield Basil-Jones and the Balmoral Supermodels.

Next stop Milan.

(Actually, cough cough,  maybe we’ll hold off on that one for a bit…)


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  • Ian
    Ian

    Brilliant…..they look awesome….slimming yet beguiling. Take that SPEEDO !!!

    Lagerfield Basil- Jones informed me that my sizing had been misinterpreted to the peanut range albeit, I did request the rostbratwurst larger model.

    Looking forward to getting one leg in mine soon !

     

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